17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via doubtfulteen)

whoredinarygirl:

"hahaha nah bruh it’s not gay if you call it a brojob”

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via whoredinarygirl)