im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

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kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

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